Dad Jokes

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.